WOFIGO's Virtual Quote Wall

Oh NOOOOOO Mom got an iPhone

2009-06-22T17:24:00.001-05:00

From: Mom

4:37P

I the queen of text!!

From: Mom

4:38P

Oops forgot the word "am" but u get my drift

2009-06-19T12:31:00.001-05:00

She's got the good eggs! They must taste like steak. --delivery man, noticing me buying Compassionate Yuppie (tm) eggs

2009-06-03T10:10:00.001-05:00

Mini burgers aren't gay! You think everything's gay. --Kate

These ones are gay! They have little flowers on top. --Phil

I second this emotion

2009-05-11T13:43:00.001-05:00

Dear Kath*rine Gr*ce,
Thank you for not being engaged or married. These engagements are suffocating my personal space.
Love,
[friend]

to be filed under 'some things never change'

2009-04-26T18:40:00.001-05:00

http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/23/barack-a-bye-baby-obama-advisor-nods-off/

Good morning to you too!

2009-04-23T10:59:00.001-05:00

Kate (answering phone): Hey Phil!

Phil: (Cough, cough.) Oh, sorry. I was just choking on my own phlegm.Hi!

Such flattery

2009-04-12T23:28:00.001-05:00

i had dinner with kate

I mean karen
--Phil

Hard to argue with that

2009-03-27T16:45:00.001-05:00

I'd really like to meet someone who is sarcastic, my exact equal in attractiveness (so no one feels weird) and brilliant.--guy on Match.com

2009-03-27T16:44:00.001-05:00

Do you remember when you had a science project and were going to order the ebola virus from the internet?--email from my aunt

Karen's Brain as she espies an annoying looking man

2009-02-07T15:37:00.002-06:00

Man taps his foot impatiently. He's wearing an HBS fleece

"What an annoying looking man. Such a typical HBS guy."

Man turns to his wife, speaks to her rapidly in a foreign language

"Oooh... He's not an asshole, he's just European."

it's really been too long

2008-08-16T20:27:00.003-05:00

"of all the things i've done, i wish one of them were you"

-two teens at a backstreet boys concert

So there

2008-07-15T10:49:00.001-05:00

And remember, God loves you, and so do I. And you know what? There's nothing you can do about it. --pastor's outgoing voice mail

2008-07-07T11:42:00.001-05:00

I think I cannot type any more, though, becauseAndrew's computer is missing the space bar, and you have to press thislittle dot where the space bar used to be, which doesn't always workand makes typing veeeery slow. Unlessyouwantittolooklikethiswhichwouldbeveryfastindeed.

-- Andrew

What's this you talk about?

2008-07-03T03:46:00.003-05:00

Friend: Have you been to Tokyo?
Me: No! What's that?

- my sudden lapse of memory of a major international city... in my defense, I thought he was talking about a fancy club or restaurant somewhere...

sounds like a winner!

2008-06-28T21:45:00.000-05:00

After joining the Libertarian Party two years ago, Mr. Barr declared his intention to run for the 2008 presidential nomination only 10 days before the party’s convention in May. (Mr. Barr is also remembered for an incident in 2002, while preparing a Senate bid on a gun-rights platform, when he accidentally fired an antique .38-caliber pistol during a fund-raiser, shattering a sliding glass door.)

an inevitable statement, when you drink nothing but wine in 90 degree weather

2008-06-07T14:17:00.003-05:00

"everyone's all like 'fight the terrorists', but do you know who we really need to look out for? the canadians! canadian men are streaming across the border at an alarming rate and taking our women - and the biggest problem is that they look just like us....."
- random guy

continuing the testicular theme

2008-05-26T13:48:00.005-05:00

highlight of my week working in the inpatient newborn unit:

me: excuse me dr, this woman has a question about her son's testicles
dr: yes ma'am?
woman: i'm concerned that they're...too big
me: they look about normal when comparing them to all the others we've seen this week
dr: yeah, newborn scrotums are usually large compared to their penises
woman: that's good to hear
dr: yeah, like father like son, right? *starts to laugh*
me: *face in hands*
woman and husband: *nervous laughter*

2008-05-18T03:05:00.003-05:00

"i guess i just don't understand male-male sibling relationships since i don't have brothers. but yeah, my guy cousins call each other names like 'dickface' and 'ballsack.'"

"ballsack? as in scrotum?"

"yeah."

"i cut open a scrotum! actually i didn't cut it...i peeked inside a scrotum!"

--me and feilin talking about fraternal culture and anatomy lab

getting to know you...

2008-05-06T11:10:00.003-05:00

DGA house manager: Got anymore stories? Our first conversation was about child pornography, our second was about flesh eating bacteria.

Me: Wouldn't it be more strange to have a story about both?

DGA house manager: (laughs) Yeah.

Me: Oh, wait. They already have a category for that. It's called "snuff."

An excerpt of my days working our film festival.

2008-05-01T09:44:00.003-05:00

3-year-old girl: Daddy, is it alright to say no?
Father: Honey, it is ALWAYS alright to say no.
3-year-old girl: It's always alright to say no? Even to grownups and boys?
Father: That's right, honey.
3-year-old girl: Okay! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Father, to me: I walked right into that one, didn't I.

-- Red Line

Wow, am I a total upper or what?

2008-04-29T14:13:00.001-05:00

friend: My Katew*** levels are in the cellar. I need me some Katew***

me: as long as Katew***, herself, is kept out of the cellar
women of the world are somewhat sensitive to that phrase right now
but uh yeah, that went somewhere dark, let's hang out! : D

2008-04-28T02:52:00.003-05:00

"I'm third in line, so I'm like the Nancy Pelosi of Fusion."
"Well, I talk to other groups, so I'm like Condoleezza Rice."
"So you mean you're a gap-toothed traitor to your race?"

Stuff white people don't like, apparently

2008-04-25T08:57:00.004-05:00

1st black kid: (play-punches 2nd black kid)
Me: (steps to side)
2nd black kid: Man, why you always gotta start shit in front of white people!?
– Boylston St.

Can't help ya there, lady

2008-04-22T18:07:00.001-05:00

"I know, but I'm a post-generalist, and he just doesn't UNDERSTAND!" – grad student on cell phone, Harvard Yard

Hi, this is the Almighty. Do you have 5 minutes for a short phone survey?

2008-04-22T17:48:00.003-05:00

"Fine, we'll put God in charge of the data collection." – overheard, Harvard Yard

But Allston sure is relieved not to be taking the heat

2008-04-14T08:50:00.005-05:00

Drunk guy 1: BRIGHTON SUCKS! BRIGHTON SUCKS! BRIGHTON, YOU SUCK SO HARD!
Drunk guy 2: Dude, Brighton can't hear you. It's way over there.
-- Harvard Square

2008-04-12T15:16:00.003-05:00

Girl: He used to eat cheesecake alone, but now he's eating cheesecake with Caitlin.
Another girl: What a douche!

-- coffeeshop in Boston

Epic pickup line fail

2008-04-10T10:57:00.005-05:00

Guy on T, to me: Hi.
Me: Hi.
Guy: Did you go to high school in Malden?
Me: No.
Guy: ...
Me: ...
Guy: Well, you totally look like you did.

love/hate relationship with my mom's printer, and my mom's refusal to wear her reading glasses from time to time

2008-04-09T21:18:00.004-05:00

mom (yelling from the family room): *venting frustration* what does it mean when my documents are quiched?
me (yelling from my room): 'quiche'?
mom: yeah, it says they've been quiched!
me: *confused, and now hungry* spell that for me?
mom: q-u-e-u-e-d

She lives with Big Richard and Big Bow Wow

2008-04-09T15:40:00.002-05:00

"So, Mom, is there a Big Kim?" – young girl on #77 bus

to be filed under 'awesome'

2008-04-04T18:15:00.004-05:00

not a quote, but interesting nonetheless.

much more interesting than my usmle step 1 study book, which looks like someone stabbed a rainbow and mopped up the colors with the pages.

In which white WOFIGO wins at life

2008-03-18T14:45:00.000-05:00

"Gay friends are an essential part of a white person's all-star
diversity roster. But they are always on the lookout for the ultimate
friend; a gay minority." --stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com

He was going for "best man"

2008-03-18T11:49:00.001-05:00

Phillip: is the what do you call them--your male counterpart-
me: andrew?
Phillip: yes

Reunification of the Obscene Asians, v. 2008

2008-03-13T02:03:00.002-05:00

"Cunt is a social disease."

-WOFIGO Fan, referring to his sudden increase in usage of the word, which thereby resulted in an increased usage in San Luis Obispo

i love living in a college town

2008-03-12T02:08:00.003-05:00

while in line at the grocery store:

girl 1: i'm glad that we're both looking at the tabloids
girl 2: i really only trust people magazine and US weekly
girl 1: i know what you mean - all the other ones are way below our standards
girl 2: for real

oh race

2008-03-06T02:24:00.003-06:00

"my mom and i were driving from san marino to gardena to go to a japanese supermarket. in the middle of the drive, she said, 'it's getting darker.' i looked outside and said, 'huh? it's the middle of the afternoon.' mom replied, 'i meant the people.'"
- my intern at the office, who was talking about driving through south central w/her mom

current state of medical training:

2008-03-04T17:49:00.004-06:00

"Making Students Cry"

-article from a medicine emagazine

Reflections on mortality

2008-03-02T22:22:00.000-06:00

Now I'm wondering if joining this church, and meeting all these people
who are going to be dying, is really what I want to be doing with
myself. --Roommate Molly

this is what I live for....

2008-03-01T11:24:00.003-06:00

"A clinician's guide to safe and effective tick removal"

-email headline from a health bulletin I get everyday. somehow it's funny to me this morning.

Desperation: the best advertising technique

2008-02-26T22:03:00.001-06:00

"Come in to eat or we'll both starve"

--text of an advertisement for a local fast-food restaurant

i don't even think 'asian women' is the right answer.

2008-02-21T20:33:00.004-06:00

during histology small group today:

Dr. Greenson: "what group of people are more likely to get gallstones"
Student 1: Asian Women
Dr. G: what?
Student 1: Asian Women
Dr. G: is that what your website is saying right now? *the student is looking at his computer as he says this*
Student 1: I've dated a few
Class: *Exuberant Laughter*
Student 1: *High-Fives Student 2, who is dating an Asian girl who happens to be sitting next to me during this lecture*
Me: *head in hands*

*exactly what I was thinking...

2008-02-09T23:10:00.000-06:00

[awesomely hot Indian doctor demonstrating muscle strength testing on a mock patient: namely, ME]: "ok...resist me [left arm]. ok. good. Resist me [right arm]. Again, resist me [shoulders]..."

[female doctor, interjecting]: "Oh Joe, no one can resist you."

I said I like BIG butts, not GIANT butts; or, baby got quarterback

2008-02-03T20:53:00.001-06:00

"Also, the Patriots have better butts. The Giants' butts are too large and droopy." – my roommate

Totes.

2008-02-01T08:35:00.000-06:00

"Whatevs. Obvi you're just totes jeal that I'm so good at abbrev."
"No! I think it's totes awes!"

Yeah, well, can your computer do THIS?

2008-01-31T11:51:00.001-06:00

Fun with desktop pictures.

More IT talk gone wrong; or, what happens when Harvard cuts budgets

2008-01-30T10:43:00.000-06:00

"We're using a sock to assess our infrastructure." -- at meeting

Will no one think of the diners?!

2008-01-28T13:20:00.001-06:00

We're at least as much of a nonprofit as the Illinois Restaurant Association. --overheard at work

hollywood on a tuesday night

2008-01-27T02:18:00.000-06:00

me: Yeah, the guys were all wearing fedoras, graphic tees, and skinny jeans. It was so hipster, it was disgusting.

feilin: but i've never seen brandon wear a fedora.

me: yeah, but he wears graphic tees and fitted jeans. it counts. ugh.

from the mouths of babes

2008-01-25T15:38:00.000-06:00

"i just don't understand jamie lynn spears. i mean, she's probably making, like, $10,000 per episode, and then she goes and gets pregnant! come on! hasn't she ever heard of birth control??"

- my professor's eleven-year-old son, venting his frustration as regards to the cancellation of "Zoey 101"

2008-01-23T15:54:00.000-06:00

Mike is really into the whole granola-crunching thing.

2008-01-22T19:02:00.000-06:00

"If the girls are hot, they call it stripping. If they're ugly, they have to call it art." – Liz W. on burlesque, which is apparently the hot new hipster trend

Still can't get used to the Boston English

2008-01-21T17:54:00.000-06:00

Datahop (n. or int.): 1. The MIT prom. 2. A question I am frequently asked on the T.

Stranger: Datahop.
Me: ...
Stranger: I said, DATAHOP.
Me: ?
Stranger: Dat. Datahop.
Me: OH! Yeah, it's a harp...

Can't trust historians neither, evidently

2008-01-17T08:57:00.000-06:00

(Guy on bus next to me, counting on his fingers, talking to girlfriend): Ya can't trust doctahs, lawyahs, judges, cops, plumbahs, auto repairmen, drivahs, politicians, or teenajahs. Back in 1900, that caused a civil wah. You lissena me, honey, we're gonna have another civil wah.

More IT talk gone wrong

2008-01-16T11:30:00.000-06:00

"[Bob], you took a dump last week, right? Can you give the rest of us access to that?"

(Note: A dump is the transfer of a large amount of information, such as the state of a system at a given time.)

2008-01-14T12:55:00.000-06:00

Coworker 1: I think there's a name for what I am, I'm just not sure what it is.
Coworker 2: "Dave"?
Coworker 1: Yeah, that's it.

2008-01-12T16:26:00.001-06:00

I wish we had trains in America. --Karen

When I was your age...!

2008-01-11T22:46:00.000-06:00

Back in the day--and by this, I mean like the 1600's....

-Ian

2008-01-10T19:30:00.000-06:00

at a fancy schmancy restaurant with my mom, one of my mom's friends, and her daughter:

waiter: *puts a salad in front of my mom*
mom: thanks...
waiter *gets about 2 steps away from the table*
mom: *loudly* damn, he smells good!
me: good lord woman, indoor voice!
mom: *still loudly* it must be because of all those manhattans i drank waiting for you guys to get to the restaurant. seriously though, that is some good smelling cologne that man is wearing
me: *puts head on table*
mom: *still loudly* oh, marion, you want me to stop talking so loudly so that i stop embarassing you. well, i'll stop talking loudly. *note: still loud* i need to eat this salad so i have something to absorb my drink with. seriously, do you smell that? that man smelled amazing!
me: *head still on table, now shaking it back and forth*

and later

mom's friend: do you want to start taking belly dancing lessons
mom: it could be fun!
mom's friend: *whispers* or, if you want, we could take pole dancing lessons..
me: *aghast*
mom's friend's daughter: *laughing her ass off*
mom's friend: and then you could install a pole in your bedroom
mom: oh come on, you know i can't move like that anymore
me: *head buried in hands*

ethnic subliminal messages

2008-01-08T22:59:00.001-06:00

roommate: i kept hearing the prof. say 'enzymatic asians' instead of enzymatic agents
me: weird...everytime we were talking about the gastric juices, i kept hearing people say 'pancreatic jews'

who remembers this joker?

2008-01-08T09:48:00.000-06:00

my cousin had a guinea pig while she was staying with us, many years ago. he pooped on everything, then his ear fell off.

-- vaughn

2008-01-07T16:12:00.001-06:00

"I know I've been campaigning too much because I was at a rally and instead of saying 'The time for change has come' I said 'The time for come has changed.' And I have to admit, everybody clapped." --Obama in New Hampshire

earth to planet grad student!

2008-01-07T12:24:00.000-06:00

[redacted, chem grad student]: yeah lets totally hang out on monday!
[redacted]: is morning or afternoon better for you?
me: well i'm busy from 9-5
[redacted]: whoa what do you have that takes that long???

2008-01-06T21:58:00.000-06:00

Caligo memnon, the owl butterfly, ranges from Mexico to Colombia...Caged magpie jays at La Pacifica readily ate adults, and I myself found no objectionable taste when I ate several.

-- P. J. DeVries, Costa Rican Natural History

2008-01-06T12:32:00.001-06:00

You know how you have those days when you just can't concentrate? --Molly, mooning over a date
. . . . What? Ahahahahaha. --Kate
Yeah, that's what you're like every day. --M
That is because I am so in love with the entire world. --K
You're in love with the world inside your head. --M

this is my buyer's remorse

2008-01-05T20:41:00.000-06:00

One doctor responding to the American College of Physician Executives survey wrote: “I find it necessary about once every month or two to stay in bed for 24 to 48 hours. I do this on short notice when I get the feeling I might punch somebody.”

2008-01-03T23:55:00.001-06:00

I bought a whole new set of towels, and immediately since then I have been single. --Molly

lovable

2008-01-03T16:02:00.001-06:00

Abbe: I'm going to be in chicago in May. is that when labor day is?

how egalitarian!

2008-01-02T08:29:00.000-06:00

"As priests, we can't look at our penises. We were told not to look down on the unemployed."
--my dad's high school classmate who's now a Jesuit

Harvard kids: STOP MESSING WITH THE TOURISTS. IT'S NOT NICE.

2008-01-01T20:28:00.000-06:00

Minnesotan 1, on plane taking off for Boston: So, they got a subway in Boston, yah?
Minnesotan 2: Yah. It has four lines: the green line, the yellow line, the blue line, and the crimson line. It's red, but everybody calls it crimson.

A New Year's present: the best quip you've heard in a while

2008-01-01T20:20:00.000-06:00

"Would you like some bread? We have plain bread, and we have fancy bread." – me
"I will quote the Bard: 'Tell me, where is fancy bred?'" – David Slavitt

You young whelps don't appreciate how lucky you are

2007-12-27T00:26:00.001-06:00

What ever did we do before tape? --Nana

minor details and medical candidness

2007-12-26T08:18:00.000-06:00

Cousin's Fiancee who's a doctor: We're matching! We're the girls in navy blue dresses!

Me: We are SO the girls in navy blue dresses!

CF: Yes, but I'm the Girl in the Navy Blue Dress with a UTI.

Pub trivia

2007-12-21T15:02:00.000-06:00

(While mulling over the question "which country planted a flag on the bottom of the ocean under the North Pole this past summer)

Guy in bar: Wow, you would have to hold your breath for a REALLY long time!

(upon learning that the answer was Russia)

Guy in bar: DAMN! I TOLD you the Chinese suck at swimming!

In which the customer is NOT always right

2007-12-19T21:09:00.000-06:00

Middle-aged man ordering at Noch's: I'd like a salad, please.
Cook: You kidding me? You on a diet or what?

Because Whitey Bulger cockblocked him LAST time he was in the Pope's bedroom

2007-12-17T13:28:00.000-06:00

"I want to have some really high-profile Catholic students soon. Then I can visit the Vatican by myself, without anybody from the mob. I don't want to meet the Pope or anything like that. I just want to see his house and his bedroom and stuff." -- guy talking on his cell phone, Harvard Square

2007-12-17T10:34:00.001-06:00

Me: Any idea why I waited 50 minutes for the bus this morning?
Driver: IT'S HERE NOW, AIN'T IT?

2007-12-16T21:17:00.000-06:00

It may be the longest block quote I've ever used.

-- Andrew

DTMFA

2007-12-14T12:42:00.001-06:00

Walgreens customer:

He's had one job his entire adult life. He's 29 and he's only ever worked for six months . . .

Walgreens employee:

My baby's fourteen and working. I know he can get a job!

2007-12-13T09:50:00.000-06:00

"Yes, mom, I know. I know. Yes, I know it's important to have a social life."

-girl on cell phone

I know what you mean, but still....

2007-12-12T17:04:00.000-06:00

Yes... my breasts are sagging.. I'll need a touch up. Are you rotating through there? Please? ;)-

- small mammal, to me

2007-12-12T11:50:00.000-06:00

distinguished faculty is tools

-- educational-themed magnetic poetry, bathroom on Harvard campus

2007-12-07T22:26:00.000-06:00

Phil: I was just doing it out of the--what's the phrase?--"the something of my heart." Such a strange phrase, I'm not used to saying it.
Me: Goodness?
Phil: Yeah! The goodness of my heart.

i'm so memorable

2007-12-07T22:06:00.000-06:00

I'm going to tell you something that you once told me, and that was really perceptive about this. It was---umm, hold on---umm, let's come back to that.

-Phil

Software engineers + unintentional metaphors = huh

2007-12-06T13:32:00.000-06:00

Guy 1: How is the pilot going?
Guy 2: The pilot doesn't really have legs yet.
Guy 3: We might need to stretch the pilot out a little.
Guy 1: The pilot is already pretty long...
Guy 2: Yeah, but the pilot has also been really popular.

Statisticians +metaphor = disaster

2007-12-06T11:11:00.000-06:00

The JMP analysis methods are like stages or platforms for variables to dramatize their values.

-- Introductory Guide

2007-12-06T00:16:00.001-06:00

In ancient Greece there must have been a certain incentive to have your daughters have sex early in life.
--Roommate Molly, on sacrificing virgins to the Minotaur

In which the delivery guy and I both get in on the top floor of the elevator, and I foolishly ask him whether he's going up or down

2007-12-03T14:08:00.001-06:00

"Down! This ain't the Wonkavator." -- delivery guy

2007-12-02T01:29:00.000-06:00

[in reference to an attractive male]
Cara: I gave him a high five after lecture the other day. I just wanted to touch him.
Kate: You shoulda given him a LOW five.
Cara: Believe me, I tried.

Christ is born! Earth to Ferdinand and Isabella...

2007-11-28T21:02:00.000-06:00

"It's 'I saw THREE ships come sailin' in.' Count 'em, the Pinta, the Santa Maria, and the other one."

"Yeah, ok. Which one was the mothership?"

-- conversation between cashiers at Walgreens, Central Square

Good luck with that

2007-11-26T11:16:00.001-06:00

Grandma: Katie, I think you ought to move back to Albany. Know why? Because I know lots of nice young people who stayed in Albany, and their parents bought them their own house.

me: So you're saying if I move back to Albany, Mom and Dad will buy me . . . a house?

Grandma: Good, I've convinced you! Now I just need to work on your parents.

2007-11-23T23:17:00.001-06:00

Three generations present.

Mom (talking about a senator): They pulled him over with a DWI and there was a 22-year-old in the car who the police report said was "partly on his lap." (meaningfully) PARTLY ON HIS LAP.

Auntie Tish: They ought to give you a ticket for that. If I can't talk on my cell phone in the car . . .

Kate (in all innocence): Well, they don't ticket you for eating in the car.

(silence)

(giggles)

(Kate leaves table in shame)

Oh, England

2007-11-21T11:22:00.000-06:00

Reports of a rolling roadblock on the M6 south of Junction 20, as a horse is on the loose.

--traffic alert on Virgin Radio

B-b-but...

2007-11-20T22:22:00.000-06:00

"Filling up your travel mug with coffee costs $1.70. We do not care if the GSD told you otherwise." -- sign at Darwin's

sounds thrilling

2007-11-20T12:43:00.000-06:00

WNYC's online streams are supported by the New York Botanical Garden, now presenting its annual Holiday Train Show, in which model trains move through scaled replicas of New York landmarks made entirely from plant parts.

--Satin-voiced announcer

the danger of generalization

2007-11-19T14:26:00.000-06:00

a group of friends, musing on how to get a guy friend to start carrying tampons around for them:

guy friend: i guess i could be like "i'm carrying them around to stop potential nosebleeds"
girl #1: just make sure to break off the tip with the string on it and use that side to put in the nose
girl #2: are those even sterile to use in the nose?
girl #3: i hope so...i mean, they come wrapped in plastic and stuff
girl #1: i guess so
girl #3: it's like, everything that you can stick in the vagina, you should be able to stick in the nose
girl #4: ...not...quite...

Introducing a new category: Misheard Overheard

2007-11-19T09:37:00.000-06:00

As in, I don't THINK I heard that right.

Guy 1 with leafblower: Where are the ground squirrels?
Guy 2 with leafblower: We gotta have the ground squirrels.

interesting band names

2007-11-17T00:56:00.000-06:00

this came up during the car ride home after Bible study...we were discussing "The Hives."

"The Itches"
"The Syphyllises"
"The Bubonic Plagues"
"The Scabies"
"The Crabs"
"The Hepatitises"
"The Rashes"

my personal all-time favorite: "The Burning Sensations"

an addendum: i mentioned this list to my dad, and he told me there is a particularly severe species of scabies that causes the skin to turn white. he thinks that "The Norwegian Scabies" sounds more indie than just "The Scabies."

Thanks a lot, Mom.

2007-11-15T00:44:00.000-06:00

"Madali ipasok, pero mahirap maglabas!"- Momma, in reference to the two women in labor on Private Practice, which roughly translates in English to:

"It's easy to put in, but really hard to take out!"

2007-11-13T20:38:00.001-06:00

I told Mom and Dad about your WOFIGO quote wall. They know it exists, but they don't know how to find it. I read all the Mom quotes and it was just horrifying.
--my brother

the result of video games

2007-11-13T15:30:00.000-06:00

"Men are weirded out by periods because they don't understand blood without violence."
- My high school chem teacher recounting a stand-up routine she once saw.