Monday, June 22, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Do you remember when you had a science project and were going to order the ebola virus from the internet?--email from my aunt
quoth Kate at 4:44 PM
Saturday, February 07, 2009
Man taps his foot impatiently. He's wearing an HBS fleece
"What an annoying looking man. Such a typical HBS guy."
Man turns to his wife, speaks to her rapidly in a foreign language
"Oooh... He's not an asshole, he's just European."
quoth Ren at 3:37 PM
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Monday, July 07, 2008
I think I cannot type any more, though, becauseAndrew's computer is missing the space bar, and you have to press thislittle dot where the space bar used to be, which doesn't always workand makes typing veeeery slow. Unlessyouwantittolooklikethiswhichwouldbeveryfastindeed.
quoth T at 11:42 AM
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Saturday, June 28, 2008
After joining the Libertarian Party two years ago, Mr. Barr declared his intention to run for the 2008 presidential nomination only 10 days before the party’s convention in May. (Mr. Barr is also remembered for an incident in 2002, while preparing a Senate bid on a gun-rights platform, when he accidentally fired an antique .38-caliber pistol during a fund-raiser, shattering a sliding glass door.)
quoth T at 9:45 PM
Saturday, June 07, 2008
"everyone's all like 'fight the terrorists', but do you know who we really need to look out for? the canadians! canadian men are streaming across the border at an alarming rate and taking our women - and the biggest problem is that they look just like us....."
- random guy
Monday, May 26, 2008
highlight of my week working in the inpatient newborn unit:
me: excuse me dr, this woman has a question about her son's testicles
dr: yes ma'am?
woman: i'm concerned that they're...too big
me: they look about normal when comparing them to all the others we've seen this week
dr: yeah, newborn scrotums are usually large compared to their penises
woman: that's good to hear
dr: yeah, like father like son, right? *starts to laugh*
me: *face in hands*
woman and husband: *nervous laughter*
Sunday, May 18, 2008
"i guess i just don't understand male-male sibling relationships since i don't have brothers. but yeah, my guy cousins call each other names like 'dickface' and 'ballsack.'"
"ballsack? as in scrotum?"
"i cut open a scrotum! actually i didn't cut it...i peeked inside a scrotum!"
--me and feilin talking about fraternal culture and anatomy lab
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
DGA house manager: Got anymore stories? Our first conversation was about child pornography, our second was about flesh eating bacteria.
Me: Wouldn't it be more strange to have a story about both?
DGA house manager: (laughs) Yeah.
Me: Oh, wait. They already have a category for that. It's called "snuff."
An excerpt of my days working our film festival.
Thursday, May 01, 2008
3-year-old girl: Daddy, is it alright to say no?
Father: Honey, it is ALWAYS alright to say no.
3-year-old girl: It's always alright to say no? Even to grownups and boys?
Father: That's right, honey.
3-year-old girl: Okay! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Father, to me: I walked right into that one, didn't I.
-- Red Line
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
friend: My Katew*** levels are in the cellar. I need me some Katew***
me: as long as Katew***, herself, is kept out of the cellar
women of the world are somewhat sensitive to that phrase right now
but uh yeah, that went somewhere dark, let's hang out! : D
quoth Kate at 2:13 PM
Monday, April 28, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
"Fine, we'll put God in charge of the data collection." – overheard, Harvard Yard
Monday, April 14, 2008
Drunk guy 1: BRIGHTON SUCKS! BRIGHTON SUCKS! BRIGHTON, YOU SUCK SO HARD!
Drunk guy 2: Dude, Brighton can't hear you. It's way over there.
-- Harvard Square
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
love/hate relationship with my mom's printer, and my mom's refusal to wear her reading glasses from time to time
mom (yelling from the family room): *venting frustration* what does it mean when my documents are quiched?
me (yelling from my room): 'quiche'?
mom: yeah, it says they've been quiched!
me: *confused, and now hungry* spell that for me?