Debating the meaning of STD with a friend (in response to Molly's post)

friend monologue:
Yeah, STD should never mean anything else. Imagine this conversation:
X: "I have an STD."
Boss/Pimp: "Sure, so how long do you anticipate these cramps will prevent you from working the night shift?"
X:"About 2 months. Although I can work from home. I really need the money!"
Boss/Pimp:" Sure, I'll send over the clients."

What am I talking about? Who knows! Use your imagination. Works for Short Term Disability and Sexually Transmitted Diseases. Both for prostitutes.