Loads of Lindsay Lohan stuff...

So... since Lindsay Lohan seems to be mentioned a lot on this blog, I thought I'd share the following... it isn't really a quote... but just imagine me saying the following and make that a quote:

"So, like, oh-em-gee! Lindsay Lohan's next movie is going to be filmed, like, here in San Luis Obispo!!! I'm sooooo excited! Imagine that... Hollywood coming to film in podunk San Luis Obispo!!! The film... it's supposed to be a teen slasher thriller... sounds stupid, though... "I Know Who Killed Me." Well, it's a Lindsay Lohan movie... it's going to suck. Anyways, there's a casting call for extras!!! I'm sooo gonna go try out. Maybe I can get a role. If I get cast and see Lindsay, though, I'm totally gonna get in her face and be like, 'Girl, your body ain't looking good on coke! And what were you thinking with that blond phase? Puhleeze.' Oh, I hope I'm 'adequite' enough to be cast as Community College Student #3!"

And, the actual event: http://www.sanluisobispo.com/mld/sanluisobispo/news/local/16280426.htm