signs I drank too much at the English dept. holiday party
Other grad student: Hey Andrew, what time is it? [pointing to my watch]
Me: [looking at watch] Um...uhhh....well....Let's see. Six--seven--eight thirty. I need numbers on a watch, not just these stupid little lines!
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hehhee, clearly you could have been drunk enough to ask out random people too. A hypothetical scenario below:
"Andrew, what time is it?"
"Clearly....time for bed. Care to join me?" (smiles, wink, feigning inebriation)
-phil
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