it was 20 degrees outside so i refused to budge from the indoors

during a fire alarm that started going off in class:

prof: "what do you guys usually do when the fire alarm is going off? we usually just ignore it in the lab"
smartass: "we RUN! AAAAAAHHH!!"

*15 people literally run out of the auditorium, but probably more because our prof's voice is worse than monotony*