Why I want a job as a headline-writer
"An unknown number of attackers lopped off the heads or smashed several dozen of the pot-bellied statues this week at Gnomesville, a collection of more than a 1,000 colorful characters deep in a forest south of Perth."
And the headline? "Gnome, gnome on derange."
3 comments:
Shut up, you are joking! That's fabulous.
Hmmm... sounds like my job. Well, the punny headline-writing part. Not the gnome-killing.
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Did you write those? Haha, you're good!
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