"Actually, ma'am, I'm conducting a survey with the Soup Consumption Association of America, and if I could just have five minutes of your soup... TIME. I mean, five minutes of your TIME." -- Anne, subtitling the dog's ever-inventive attempts to score more food
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Bureaucratic dogs! I love it!
(I just typed "bureaucratic gods")
No, I am the bureaucratic god. (Singular.)
I get a lot of mileage out of the dog/god thing. When he barks at visitors, I explain that "a mighty fortress is our dog." It's a good line.
I'm translating it back to dog speech:
rowr row ruff ruff bow wow wow wow.
Thank you.
Showoff language person lady.
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