desperate times....
J: " Oh, god, I found this totally gorgeous guy on Jdate! Oooooh!!! And he's Harvard MBA, 27, Ashkenasi...ooooooh Shalom baby!"
Me: "Jdate? But you're not even Jewish!"
J: "But I'm a doctor and already circumcized. The rest can't be that hard!"
My very gaysian friend, apparently 'looking for stability.'
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I was just going to make some comment about the genetic risk of an Ashkenazi parter and the probable relative safety of an Ashkenasian genome, and then I thought, FUCK, I always do this! Mate away, Ashkenazi gaycakes!
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