I can already picture God sitting in his office dreaming up his plan: "I'll make him a famous musician. Then I'll give him millions of dollars. Then I'll give him Petra Nemcova. And then *cracking up* and then I'll put him together with Paris Hilton *laughing hysterically* and when his penis falls off I'll jump out from behind the clouds and scream 'Punk'd!'"
--The Superficial on James Blunt
Monday, April 23, 2007
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Clearly God is bored and needs a new hobby. May I suggest mah-jong? God would OWN at mah-jong.
I liked James Blunt until I heard You're Beautiful for the 500-th time.
Seriously. At least it's better than that "Bad Day" song/singer. I get the two confused...
daniel powter? yeah.
though at least james blunt has a weird al song parody after him.
weird al. proof that God has a sense of humor. and that it's really not that funny.
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