I can't make this stuff up...

Dr. M : "In the past there was this Gastroenterologist who made all the med students practice anal exams on each other while he watched....We had to explain to him why that's just not okay anymore...1950's: ok. Today: not okay."

[not me!] Medstudent: "Um...question. Which part? the watching or the doing?"

-at lunch, with the Chief of Internal Medicine at X hospital.