I have to deal with a disgusting older male hitting on me every day...
I hesitated at first about posting the following because it might be in poor taste. Then I thought about what I've said and written in the past and realized it's really not that bad.
"I'll give you a thousand dollars if you sit on my face. It's my favorite position."
- Disgusting much-older man hitting on me at the bar last night.
"AHHHHH!!! SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!"
- Me, running away screaming.
4 comments:
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Hey, that's a lot of money! I'm just sayin'.
The problem is that men don't age past 25 in their minds.
Personally, I'm 25 + 30 ....
1000 dollars...yeah, could do some good.
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