Its name is 'Prudence'

"My mom has absolutely no respect for me and my privacy. A few weeks ago, she wanted to borrow a hat that I gave her a long time ago to keep because I look stupid in it, but she didn't believe me when I said it was in her room. She then decided that it was OK to go into my room and look for it. The second my mom walked through my door, I thought 'I hope she doesn't find my vibrator'. That woman took an ENTIRE HOUR going through every drawer in my room, and then I realized that I should help her out to make sure she avoids That Particular Drawer. So I went into my room and said 'Mom, let me help you out and check these drawers', and she immediately knew something was up. She refused to let me help, and then she opened the drawer to the nightstand next to my bed. She pulled my vibrator out of the drawer and said, "What is this?" Let me remind you that my vibrator doesn't look like an ordinary dildo because it doesn't penetrate. So I took a moment and replied, "A neck massager." "Oh yeah, then, how does it work." So I turned it on, and put it on my neck, and massaged my neck with my own vibrator. I think she knows that it's not a neck massager, but she can't confirm or deny any of her suspicions, so she hasn't brought it up since. I just thought you should know that my mom's hands have been all over my vibrator."

- A friend from home, age 23, telling me how her week had been going