More on old people + the internets

Geezo: I went to that fuck dictionary site you told me about.
Me: ... Fuck dictionary?
Geezo: Yeah. Urban something.
Me: Urban Dictionary.
Geezo: That's the one. It's so raunchy!
Me: Well, yeah, I warned you.
Geezo: I just typed in "FUCK" and you would not BELIEVE the things I found.
Me: *forehead slap*

As my dad always said, "the answers you get depend on the questions you ask."