OMG, EWWWW!!!!!!!!
Old man hitting on me: Hi there.
Me, slightly apprehensive: Hi.
OMHOM: Is there anything I can do for you?
Me, confused: What do you mean?
OMHOM: Oh, I don't know. You're young... you have dreams.
Me, realizing he's offering to be a sugar daddy: Um, no. I have no dreams. ::runs away::
OMHOM, yelling after me: "We must marry!"
Why do only old men hit on me?!?!?!?!?
1 comment:
i can totally imagine your vocal inflection when you say "i have no dreams" and then run
*awkward turtle, swim awaaaaaay*
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