Sunday, April 29, 2007

understatement of the year

"I hate being a woman sometimes."
- a friend suffering from cramps

2 comments:

soulcalligraphy said...

um. let me just say "werd." cramps are SO horrid. i wanted to go home from work but couldn't last week.

Molly said...

Pros:
- they do go away without fail
- you can say you have "woman troubles" and everybody leaves you alone
- a good way to make guys squeamish in general

Cons:
- elastic waist is no way to bring sexy back
- ditto for heating pads
- uuuuhhhhhhh, my uuuuteruuuusss.