the battle of the wives

Chris: I need--
me: a spoon. I got you one. look how i anticipate your needs! (pauses) God, I can't believe I said that. I hope marriage isn't really like this.
Chris: The only difference in a real marriage is that we'd be having sex after this.

Cooking with my friend Chris, who is also gay.

P.S. Between him and me, there was a tie because when our powers combine, we make an excellent lesbian couple.