More tales from the bar...
Weird guy at bar: "So, since you're so short, do people automatically assume that you're a bottom?"
Me: "Ummmmmm... well, no."
Weird guy: "Well, I mean, have you ever seen a chihuahua top a doberman?"
Me: [Silence][thinking to self: Did he just call me a chihuahua?]
3 comments:
I think this post deserves "something racial every day" attached to it as well. Chihuahua = Mexican; Doberman = German... um, I don't know, something like that.
that is so awkward
Yeah... I guess I'm lucky he didn't use Pekinese...
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