would that be corn or flour?
shady dude: hey ladies, can we buy you a drink?
[we ignore.]
shady dude's sidekick: yeah. come inside.
[we ignore.]
shady dude: ladies, we want to invite you to a tortilla fest.
my friend and i (as we walk away more quickly): uh, ewwww!
- Walking on the streets of New York's Chinatown at 12am
Note: I'm thinking he maybe meant taquitos or something rolled since tortillas are not so much phallic as they are round and flat.
2 comments:
I think he was calling you flat. ;-P
that would be kind of funny though, if he really did mean tortilla as opposed to taquita
aww...male inadequacies.
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