Yeah, fine, we'll stick with the service dog...
(Scene: Molly's dream. Anne has just appeared with a horse.)
Anne: It's my service horse! I'm going to take it to France now.
Me: ...
Anne: I can take it everywhere in France. The sign says so.
Me: No, no, no, that's pronounced "hors service" ...
My subconscious has a dumb AND bilingual sense of humor. Anybody else DREAM in puns? I don't know what to make of it.
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I had a dream that Maurice Sendak tried to make out with me at a book signing.
So THAT'S where the wild things are.
My mom says she dreams in puns, actually. That's a pretty good one, though.
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