how to traumatize your brother
Me: " What'd you do tonight?"
Mike: " I watched Shortbus...with my brother."
Me : "Wow...So how'd your brother react when that guy autofellated and came on himself?"
Mike: "We screamed. And my mom walked in."
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
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Phil. I ask but little of you. Your assignment: post a quote that does not involve homosexuality, genitals, or both. Now. I realize that both of these things are near and dear to the heart of Wofigo at large. But. There is a whole...wide...world...of...humor out there. A WIDE WORLD OUTSIDE ONE'S PANTS.
Phil, I think she's calling you fat.
whoops pressed the wrong button on previous comment. Anyway, thanks Christie-duly noted. That was a bit condescending, but I'll take your word for it. Personally my life now consists of either gay issues often dealing with sexuality, or reading about horrible diseases, afflictions, pain, and death. I'd rather not collect/reproduce/editorialize issues dealing with the latter. After all, this blog is about escapism. I'll therefore stick to my pants.
Because I could not laugh at Death,
He kindly laughed at me;
I'm funnier than Leverett, Love,
Drugs, and Birdology.
I would be the highest Tag
If Death had a Quote Blog--
For what cares He for Momma
Or for Men--we'd like to Snog?
For Death's--the end of Impact--
Sex the dark side of Romance--
So you stick to your High Ideals
And I'll stick to my Pants.
that was the most beautiful exchange i've heard in years. well done, katie, terminating it with emily. niiice.
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