E. coli in the water and dudes on the land

Overheard at the beach, from a group of dudes standing around and talking loud:

 

I haven't had a blow job in six months. I keep asking and she keeps saying fuckin' no.

(later)

My salary is $28,000 a year.

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I shave my balls. Dude, it's great. I've got a fuckin' ventilation system going.

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I used to fuck her in the ass all the time.
Dude, what happened?
After college she got all self-empowered and shit.