Now I know what it feels like to be a parent.
Robin: So, guess what "job" Ben eventually found?
Me: ...
Robin: Sperm donor.
[later]
Robin: And so guess what job I applied for?
Me: I thought you already had a job.
Robin: I'll give you a hint: it makes me and Ben the perfect couple.
Me:...
Robin: Nude model.
2 comments:
Oh my GOD. At least she isn't donating her eggs. The DNA currently floating around in the greater Boston area is only potentially part of your family . . .
Yeah, seriously. Apparently my mom was chill with it until she put two and two together and realized what the sperm were actually going to be used for.
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