Wow, I'm learning so much about myself!

Things people told me this past Saturday at the bar:

One guy: "You have the body of a 10-year-old girl."

hottt.

A woman: "You have an amazing chin. Very theatrical. You should definitely take advantage of that; you should take it to Hollywood. You could really play a vampire."

So apparently I'm the new Bela Lugosi.

Later: "You would look hot with a pompadour."