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A doctor waxing on about intoxication causing hypoventilation:

"it's been a very bad autumn so far for undergrads in the ER. we've had many many many many, MANY very drunk undergrads, more than usual. i don't know if that's a reflection of the football team or the Bush administration, but there's a lot of drunks. I'm sure the Bush administration will be blamed for both though"