nothing takes your mind off of unnecessary racism like thinking of old people having sex?

advice from a friend:

I had to take one on a 73 year old man today, and I felt obligated to be really thorough...

Me: Are you sexually active with your wife?

Man: Yes...somewhat...(hesitant)

Me: ...

Man: ...

Me: Are you satisfied with your sex life?

Me, internally: Did I really just say that?

Man: I'm a 73-year-old man!

Me, internally: ...fuck...

Me: (nervous giggle) I'm just checking to see if you have any concerns about your sexual health...

Man: (adjusting his hearing aid)

Me, internally: GAAAHHHHHHH....