Me in 10 years
STRANGER AT A COCKTAIL PARTY: These shrimp croquettes are a little overcooked, don't you think?
ME: Obviously you've never dealt with a case of intestinal parasites in post-conflict West Africa!
STRANGER: You're fascinating.
-excerpt, from "An Open Letter to the Intestinal Parasites I Managed to Pick Up in West Africa This Summer."
1 comment:
i personally like the open letter to the man wearing the "it won't suck itself" t-shirt lol.
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