Oh, Craigslist M4M...
"i mean we all kinda have those fantasies dont we? we just dont POST THEM ON CRAIGSLIST..."
- a friend, commenting on a mutual acquaintance's super-embarrassing public love note about this really hot guy in town. Actually, the posting is so ridiculously creepy that it might be worth quoting on here as well:
"Your luscious abs and pecs (and the semi-apparent bulge in your blue speedos) provoked my penis into an upright position hard to reverse. ... After the dance was over, I couldn't help but go home only to have over-powering sex dreams of you and me in bed constantly kissing and going at it, stimulating you to the max and causing you to virulently blast your semen on my innocently small asian body."
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Let's try making this a bit more family-friendly, shall we?
"Your luscious ABORIGINES and PECANS (and the semi-apparent BELGIAN in your blue SPEED TRAP) provoked my PENITENTIARY into an UPTIGHT position hard to reverse. ... After the dance was over, I couldn't help but go home only to have over-powering SEXAGENARIAN dreams of you and me in BEDFORD constantly KISSINGER and going at it, stimulating you to the MAXWELL HOUSE and causing you to virulently blast your SEMANTICS on my innocently small asian BOB SLATE."
There! (dusts off hands)
I think overpowering sexagenarian dreams in Bedford might be dirtier, no? haha
"Virulently" is about the worst word I can think of to use in the context of a body fluid.
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