Three generations present. 

Mom (talking about a senator): They pulled him over with a DWI and there was a 22-year-old in the car who the police report said was "partly on his lap." (meaningfully) PARTLY ON HIS LAP. 

Auntie Tish: They ought to give you a ticket for that. If I can't talk on my cell phone in the car . . . 

Kate (in all innocence): Well, they don't ticket you for eating in the car. 

(silence)

(giggles)

(Kate leaves table in shame)