Monday, June 22, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
She's got the good eggs! They must taste like steak. --delivery man, noticing me buying Compassionate Yuppie (tm) eggs
quoth Kate at 12:31 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
quoth Kate at 10:10 AM 0 comments
Monday, May 11, 2009
I second this emotion
Thank you for not being engaged or married. These engagements are suffocating my personal space.
Love,
[friend]
quoth Kate at 1:43 PM 0 comments
Sunday, April 26, 2009
to be filed under 'some things never change'
http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/23/barack-a-bye-baby-obama-advisor-nods-off/
quoth marn at 6:40 PM 1 comments
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Good morning to you too!
quoth Kate at 10:59 AM 0 comments
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Hard to argue with that
I'd really like to meet someone who is sarcastic, my exact equal in attractiveness (so no one feels weird) and brilliant.--guy on Match.com
quoth Kate at 4:45 PM 0 comments
Do you remember when you had a science project and were going to order the ebola virus from the internet?--email from my aunt
quoth Kate at 4:44 PM 0 comments
Saturday, February 07, 2009
Karen's Brain as she espies an annoying looking man
Man taps his foot impatiently. He's wearing an HBS fleece
"What an annoying looking man. Such a typical HBS guy."
Man turns to his wife, speaks to her rapidly in a foreign language
"Oooh... He's not an asshole, he's just European."
quoth Ren at 3:37 PM 0 comments
Saturday, August 16, 2008
it's really been too long
"of all the things i've done, i wish one of them were you"
-two teens at a backstreet boys concert
quoth marn at 8:27 PM 0 comments
in overheard
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
So there
And remember, God loves you, and so do I. And you know what? There's nothing you can do about it. --pastor's outgoing voice mail
quoth Kate at 10:49 AM 0 comments
Monday, July 07, 2008
I think I cannot type any more, though, becauseAndrew's computer is missing the space bar, and you have to press thislittle dot where the space bar used to be, which doesn't always workand makes typing veeeery slow. Unlessyouwantittolooklikethiswhichwouldbeveryfastindeed.
-- Andrew
quoth T at 11:42 AM 2 comments
Thursday, July 03, 2008
What's this you talk about?
Friend: Have you been to Tokyo?
Me: No! What's that?
- my sudden lapse of memory of a major international city... in my defense, I thought he was talking about a fancy club or restaurant somewhere...
quoth SL at 3:46 AM 0 comments
Saturday, June 28, 2008
sounds like a winner!
After joining the Libertarian Party two years ago, Mr. Barr declared his intention to run for the 2008 presidential nomination only 10 days before the party’s convention in May. (Mr. Barr is also remembered for an incident in 2002, while preparing a Senate bid on a gun-rights platform, when he accidentally fired an antique .38-caliber pistol during a fund-raiser, shattering a sliding glass door.)
quoth T at 9:45 PM 0 comments
Saturday, June 07, 2008
an inevitable statement, when you drink nothing but wine in 90 degree weather
"everyone's all like 'fight the terrorists', but do you know who we really need to look out for? the canadians! canadian men are streaming across the border at an alarming rate and taking our women - and the biggest problem is that they look just like us....."
- random guy
quoth marn at 2:17 PM 0 comments
in overheard
Monday, May 26, 2008
continuing the testicular theme
highlight of my week working in the inpatient newborn unit:
me: excuse me dr, this woman has a question about her son's testicles
dr: yes ma'am?
woman: i'm concerned that they're...too big
me: they look about normal when comparing them to all the others we've seen this week
dr: yeah, newborn scrotums are usually large compared to their penises
woman: that's good to hear
dr: yeah, like father like son, right? *starts to laugh*
me: *face in hands*
woman and husband: *nervous laughter*
quoth marn at 1:48 PM 0 comments
Sunday, May 18, 2008
"i guess i just don't understand male-male sibling relationships since i don't have brothers. but yeah, my guy cousins call each other names like 'dickface' and 'ballsack.'"
"ballsack? as in scrotum?"
"yeah."
"i cut open a scrotum! actually i didn't cut it...i peeked inside a scrotum!"
--me and feilin talking about fraternal culture and anatomy lab
quoth soulcalligraphy at 3:05 AM 0 comments
in After college she got all self-empowered and shit, it must be the testosterone, News You Can't Use
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
getting to know you...
DGA house manager: Got anymore stories? Our first conversation was about child pornography, our second was about flesh eating bacteria.
Me: Wouldn't it be more strange to have a story about both?
DGA house manager: (laughs) Yeah.
Me: Oh, wait. They already have a category for that. It's called "snuff."
An excerpt of my days working our film festival.
quoth soulcalligraphy at 11:10 AM 0 comments
Thursday, May 01, 2008
3-year-old girl: Daddy, is it alright to say no?
Father: Honey, it is ALWAYS alright to say no.
3-year-old girl: It's always alright to say no? Even to grownups and boys?
Father: That's right, honey.
3-year-old girl: Okay! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Father, to me: I walked right into that one, didn't I.
-- Red Line
quoth Molly at 9:44 AM 0 comments
in After college she got all self-empowered and shit, kids, mbta, overheard
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Wow, am I a total upper or what?
friend: My Katew*** levels are in the cellar. I need me some Katew***
me: as long as Katew***, herself, is kept out of the cellar
women of the world are somewhat sensitive to that phrase right now
but uh yeah, that went somewhere dark, let's hang out! : D
quoth Kate at 2:13 PM 0 comments
Monday, April 28, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Stuff white people don't like, apparently
1st black kid: (play-punches 2nd black kid)
Me: (steps to side)
2nd black kid: Man, why you always gotta start shit in front of white people!?
– Boylston St.
quoth Molly at 8:57 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Can't help ya there, lady
"I know, but I'm a post-generalist, and he just doesn't UNDERSTAND!" – grad student on cell phone, Harvard Yard
quoth Molly at 6:07 PM 0 comments
Hi, this is the Almighty. Do you have 5 minutes for a short phone survey?
"Fine, we'll put God in charge of the data collection." – overheard, Harvard Yard
quoth Molly at 5:48 PM 0 comments
Monday, April 14, 2008
But Allston sure is relieved not to be taking the heat
Drunk guy 1: BRIGHTON SUCKS! BRIGHTON SUCKS! BRIGHTON, YOU SUCK SO HARD!
Drunk guy 2: Dude, Brighton can't hear you. It's way over there.
-- Harvard Square
quoth Molly at 8:50 AM 0 comments
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Girl: He used to eat cheesecake alone, but now he's eating cheesecake with Caitlin.
Another girl: What a douche!
-- coffeeshop in Boston
quoth Molly at 3:16 PM 0 comments
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Epic pickup line fail
Guy on T, to me: Hi.
Me: Hi.
Guy: Did you go to high school in Malden?
Me: No.
Guy: ...
Me: ...
Guy: Well, you totally look like you did.
quoth Molly at 10:57 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
love/hate relationship with my mom's printer, and my mom's refusal to wear her reading glasses from time to time
mom (yelling from the family room): *venting frustration* what does it mean when my documents are quiched?
me (yelling from my room): 'quiche'?
mom: yeah, it says they've been quiched!
me: *confused, and now hungry* spell that for me?
mom: q-u-e-u-e-d
quoth marn at 9:18 PM 3 comments
She lives with Big Richard and Big Bow Wow
"So, Mom, is there a Big Kim?" – young girl on #77 bus
quoth Molly at 3:40 PM 0 comments
Friday, April 04, 2008
to be filed under 'awesome'
not a quote, but interesting nonetheless.
much more interesting than my usmle step 1 study book, which looks like someone stabbed a rainbow and mopped up the colors with the pages.
quoth marn at 6:15 PM 0 comments
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
In which white WOFIGO wins at life
"Gay friends are an essential part of a white person's all-star
diversity roster. But they are always on the lookout for the ultimate
friend; a gay minority." --stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com
quoth Kate at 2:45 PM 2 comments
He was going for "best man"
Phillip: is the what do you call them--your male counterpart-
me: andrew?
Phillip: yes
quoth Kate at 11:49 AM 0 comments
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Reunification of the Obscene Asians, v. 2008
"Cunt is a social disease."
-WOFIGO Fan, referring to his sudden increase in usage of the word, which thereby resulted in an increased usage in San Luis Obispo
quoth soulcalligraphy at 2:03 AM 0 comments
in Genitalia, just call me Sam J, LALA land, Reunion, scandal