Showing posts with label choosing my religion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label choosing my religion. Show all posts

Monday, December 17, 2007

Because Whitey Bulger cockblocked him LAST time he was in the Pope's bedroom

"I want to have some really high-profile Catholic students soon. Then I can visit the Vatican by myself, without anybody from the mob. I don't want to meet the Pope or anything like that. I just want to see his house and his bedroom and stuff." -- guy talking on his cell phone, Harvard Square

Monday, October 01, 2007

unexpected sentence completions

"Oh! My sister totally has a Virgin Mary fetish!"
- my friend Liza, on seeing a homemade Lady of Guadalupe print for sale at Venice Beach