In honor of Marion's . . .

Momma (leaving a voicemail): Katie. I just wanted to call and tell you
. . . do you know what your father did? He ate HALF a Klondike Bar. HE
ATE HALF OF IT AND THEN HE PUT THE OTHER HALF BACK IN THE FREEZER. I
JUST THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW.

lesser of two evils, i suppose

mom: do you know what your father did? he said he would rather go to the funeral this morning than spend time with me. and then he left, EARLY, for the funeral!
me: well, what were you doing?
mom: watching melrose place reruns on soapnet
me: .......i respect his decision

So I guess I can ask him what his intentions are over email. --Dad