ethnic subliminal messages

roommate: i kept hearing the prof. say 'enzymatic asians' instead of enzymatic agents
me: weird...everytime we were talking about the gastric juices, i kept hearing people say 'pancreatic jews'

GAWD, I have to face something bum-related everyday.

Doctor: "Mr. M, these two medical students here will assist me with your physical exam..."

Mr. M: "Ok, sure, but there's no way all three of you are going to stick your fingers up my bum. Not today. I've already had that done...."