the things I find....

...from famouslikeme.

Playing BFON with my advisees

Girl 1: She wrote a diary. She's, like, really famous. She wrote about the Holocaust. She's really cool.
Girl 2: Bridget Jones!

Yeah, fine, we'll stick with the service dog...

(Scene: Molly's dream. Anne has just appeared with a horse.)
Anne: It's my service horse! I'm going to take it to France now.
Me: ...
Anne: I can take it everywhere in France. The sign says so.
Me: No, no, no, that's pronounced "hors service" ...

My subconscious has a dumb AND bilingual sense of humor. Anybody else DREAM in puns? I don't know what to make of it.

I hate nor'easters

This is probably in really bad taste for Holy Week

... but it's funny:
Q. What does the H in "Jesus H. Christ" stand for?
A. "Haploid."