Reunification of the Obscene Asians, v. 2008

"Cunt is a social disease."

-WOFIGO Fan, referring to his sudden increase in usage of the word, which thereby resulted in an increased usage in San Luis Obispo

hollywood on a tuesday night

me: Yeah, the guys were all wearing fedoras, graphic tees, and skinny jeans. It was so hipster, it was disgusting.

feilin: but i've never seen brandon wear a fedora.

me: yeah, but he wears graphic tees and fitted jeans. it counts. ugh.

now that I'm on the psych ward...

"So now what the hell am I supposed to write for an assessment? "Assessment: patient is [scribbling in air] BAT SHIT C.R.A.Z.Y.?"

-a friend, on his morning interview with a selective mute patient with psychotic features.

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"Can you speak English?"
"Yes. I can. Do you need help?"
"No, like,um, you speak English?"
"I'm, urr, speaking it right now. Is there anything I can help you with?"
"So, um, like, are you Asian? Chinese? Japanese? Korean...."
"I'm Vietnamese. but what can I help you with?"
"Oh, um, are you a doctor?"
"No, I'm a medical student."
"Oh. Ooooh! Nevermind then."

My conversation with a paranoid schizophrenic this morning.

"What do you mean we're not white?" LA Edition

"Mom, mom! How come we don't speak Tagalog?"

"Honey, it's because we're Mexican."

They live in Eagle Rock. Go figure.