"I spent two weeks in Amsterdam."
"Oh, how much did it cost to stay there for so long?"
"Nothing... I stayed with some friends... so I only had to pay for transportation and food."
"I guess it pays to have friends in 'high' places!"
"Wow, this must be how Princess Diana felt moments before her demise."
- friend in the car of a driver who was drunk and high during a particularly harrowing near-miss. In retrospect, maybe not such a good idea to get into that car...
By moi. See if you can guess what it is.
Ethics
Attorney General
Lab
Drugs
Dead bodies
Nursing
Meth
Food
Equipment
Ambulances?
Parking
Smoking
Alcohol abuse
Bum 1: Yo! Spare change? I'm very liberal and I smoke weed!
Bum 2: (under his breath) Liberals don't smoke weed, dumbass.
Bum 1: Really? ... Yeah they do. It's part of the thing.
A: Apparently he's into democracy--transparency and that whole thing.
M: You make it sound like he does lines of democracy...
- a recent conversation about a mutual acquaintance
"A strong blow with an iron hammer against the tibia [shin] was not felt as pain...Strong pressure and pulling on a testicle were not painful..."
-Physician August Bier, reporting what he did to his assistant, Hildebrandt, in one of the world's first true medical experiment with a local anethetic (at the time: cocaine).
"...It really helps during reading period."
"Yeah, smoking pot helps get a lot of shit done."
-Serious conversation overheard at the entrance to Lamont tonight
