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These include “Harry Potter and the Half-Blooded Relative Prince,” a creation whose name in Chinese closely resembles the title of the genuine sixth book by Ms. Rowling, as well as pure inventions that include “Harry Potter and the Hiking Dragon,” “Harry Potter and the Chinese Empire,” “Harry Potter and the Young Heroes,” “Harry Potter and Leopard-Walk-Up-to-Dragon,” and “Harry Potter and the Big Funnel.”

-- NYT article on counterfeit Harry Potters in China
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/01/world/asia/01china.html?em&ex=1186200000&en=5da5b1b904cefeee&ei=5087%0A