me: Yeah, the guys were all wearing fedoras, graphic tees, and skinny jeans. It was so hipster, it was disgusting.
feilin: but i've never seen brandon wear a fedora.
me: yeah, but he wears graphic tees and fitted jeans. it counts. ugh.
I've gotten a lot more aggressive since I started working out. Like, I notice that I walk down the street and people just piss me off. It must be the testosterone.
[later]
Did you ever wonder what would happen if you just walked up to somebody you don't know and just punched them in the face? Like that guy in the green shirt up there. Like if I just walked up and whacked him in the chest, do you think he'd fight back, or would he just be too surprised? Do you think he'd push me? Or would he be too scared and just walk away? Or cry?
--guy behind me in line at barbecue, to his friend
A haiku my gay friend wrote for my lesbian friend:
Your arms are hairy.
You look like a lumberjack.
You're a lesbian.
Mike: "I was being bad last night....I got Jackie's boyfriend and another girl's boyfriend to dance with me, and then got them to grind with each other..."
Me: "Sounds...hot. What did Jackie say to you?"
Mike: "She said 'go for it'. She wanted to breakup before graduation anyway."
Me: "Wow. They sound like pretty cool straight guys....they are straight, right?"
Mike: "Well, Jackie doesn't know for sure..."
Chris: I need--
me: a spoon. I got you one. look how i anticipate your needs! (pauses) God, I can't believe I said that. I hope marriage isn't really like this.
Chris: The only difference in a real marriage is that we'd be having sex after this.
Cooking with my friend Chris, who is also gay.
P.S. Between him and me, there was a tie because when our powers combine, we make an excellent lesbian couple.
Men,
Seeing how the female species bond by preparing for formals/dances/anything really,
I propose that we men follow that example.
As you all know, tonight is the Lowell formal. Assuming that it starts at 10,
we can all meet in 20 Dewolf at 3:36pm to begin preparations, which will include
helping each other iron shirts, fixing each others ties (or teaching him how to do it),
a haircut for Jung, and if time, arm wrestling to determine who will shine whos dress shoes.
Please bring your tuxes and suits and shirts and we will help each other determine who pulls off
which colors the best. Makeup is optional. Cologne, starched-collar shirts, and a willingness to
sacrifice/share your favorite cuff links are not.
This whole process will probably take until 8pm. That means fortunately, we have about 2 hours to
complement how well each other look and also, take 100000 pictures and upload all of them
onto facebook within 3 minutes and 45 seconds. Hawwwt
Oh btw, i need to borrow someones...uh.... black socks becuase...uh...i think mine do not fit anymore.
Also, if anyone has CK's in2U i would love him. Romance for men or pi works as well.
Joony, i have the lacoste black belt (the one with the zig-zag designs on the side) and you can
pick it up whenever.
Before yall get excited and show up at the 09 boys' room please read the notes:
NOTES:
1) this is a joke
2) no, seriously, its a joke
3) that means, do not show up other wise you may feel very awkward =)
on that note, have fun tonight at lowell and we shall see each other all dressed up
and such.
much much love fam!
Look at that booty drop!
Marion, you should hire this little dude as a guest choreographer.
Hi, Manfred
My heart is open to you because I greatly want love and to be loved! My desire is to give happiness to one man, to
see his shining eyes, to kiss my children in the morning, to present him joy and tenderness that only a woman can give! I had some experience in life but my heart was broken. I found the wrong man in my country and now I don't like men here... If your heart wants to be connected to a nice, good looking lady, please write me here.
Sweet goodbye
Tanusha
Me: The thing is getting dull.
Anne: What thing?
Me: It's silver. You twist it, and you get oranges or pineapple.
Anne: ...
Me: ...
Anne: Can opener!
Me: What did you eat when you were in that place?
Anne: What place?
Me: The place that's reeeeally far.
Anne: ...
Me: ...
Anne: Japan!
Lauren: What happened to Albie? He has one of those head cones.
Me: He was...
Lauren: Operated on?
Me: Yes. Neutralized. He was had his balls removed.
Lauren: Neutered.
Me: Yes!
Random guy walking behind us: HAHAHAHAHA
M: He still looks like a boy even though he's doing action movies now.
A: He's cute though. I'd date him.
M: Yeah, that's because you'd date BOYS.
--My roommate saying that Joseph Gordon-Levitt still looks young.
