I know what you mean, but still....

Yes... my breasts are sagging.. I'll need a touch up. Are you rotating through there? Please? ;)-

- small mammal, to me

Wah wah

"Oh no! I missed my statistics midterm!"
"Well what are the chances of that happening?"

- Convo between friends today.

Well, I do write puns for work

"I spent two weeks in Amsterdam."
"Oh, how much did it cost to stay there for so long?"
"Nothing... I stayed with some friends... so I only had to pay for transportation and food."
"I guess it pays to have friends in 'high' places!"