a day in the life

Jamie: "Paul, it looks like you're quite the ladies' man today. You've got four girls around you right now."

Paul: "It's a slow day."

the best part was that one of the girls was Alice.

"Awwww, Molly! Don't beat yourself up! ... I can do THAT." -- Paul Hegarty

Return of the Paul quote

"You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to nuke Norway. I bet they couldn't even fight back. What would they do, throw skis at me?" -- Paul Hegarty

"Good morning... punk-ass." -- Paul Hegarty
"Paul, I didn't come here to take that kind of abuse." -- me
"Just wait, you're going to be all, 'I don't want to leave! I like it here!' and I'm just trying to make sure you really want to get the hell out of here in two weeks." -- Paul Hegarty

Paul Hegarty Is My Homeboy

when angela makabali, paul hegarty and i were hanging out in the guard's office:
"i should just write my mailbox number on my forehead and pretend like i'm a package" - angela
"the problem with that though is that someone might try to pick you up...*wink*?" - paul
"it's been four years, paul, and no one is picking me up" - angela
"yeah, we've sort of given up hope" - me
"well, that just goes to show how dumb harvard men are" - paul

"Mooooollyyyyyyy! I like the yellow umbrella! And the pink boots! You look like... an... Easter... egg... hunt... thing." -- Paul Hegarty, from across the street

An oldie but goodie

"Sure, I'll donate to the house auction. First prize: date with Paul Hegarty. Second prize: two dates with Paul Hegarty." -- Paul Hegarty