Paul Hegarty Is My Homeboy

when angela makabali, paul hegarty and i were hanging out in the guard's office:
"i should just write my mailbox number on my forehead and pretend like i'm a package" - angela
"the problem with that though is that someone might try to pick you up...*wink*?" - paul
"it's been four years, paul, and no one is picking me up" - angela
"yeah, we've sort of given up hope" - me
"well, that just goes to show how dumb harvard men are" - paul