[awesomely hot Indian doctor demonstrating muscle strength testing on a mock patient: namely, ME]: "ok...resist me [left arm]. ok. good. Resist me [right arm]. Again, resist me [shoulders]..."
[female doctor, interjecting]: "Oh Joe, no one can resist you."
Me: "So, wanna go out sometime?"
Hot guy I was chatting with who I thought was interested: "Well, miracles don't happen every day."
"i mean we all kinda have those fantasies dont we? we just dont POST THEM ON CRAIGSLIST..."
- a friend, commenting on a mutual acquaintance's super-embarrassing public love note about this really hot guy in town. Actually, the posting is so ridiculously creepy that it might be worth quoting on here as well:
"Your luscious abs and pecs (and the semi-apparent bulge in your blue speedos) provoked my penis into an upright position hard to reverse. ... After the dance was over, I couldn't help but go home only to have over-powering sex dreams of you and me in bed constantly kissing and going at it, stimulating you to the max and causing you to virulently blast your semen on my innocently small asian body."
Me: This is so Romantic with a capital R.
Fran: Moo, I didn't know you felt that way.
Me: With a CAPITAL R, Fran.
Fran: Ah.
And he apparently answers fan-mail! omg! SHALOM! [hyperventilates, swoon, die happy].
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Ivri Lider
Jun 3 2007 1:28A
Hey Phil, thanks for the comment, I'm really glad to know you like it.
Take care
Ivri
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Send him a "friend" request with a message saying you appreciate him helping you out in class the other day. Do not explain that you have also fallen deeply in love.--Dear Prudence
