"i guess i just don't understand male-male sibling relationships since i don't have brothers. but yeah, my guy cousins call each other names like 'dickface' and 'ballsack.'"

"ballsack? as in scrotum?"

"yeah."

"i cut open a scrotum! actually i didn't cut it...i peeked inside a scrotum!"

--me and feilin talking about fraternal culture and anatomy lab

It’s Poland and the rich Jews again.

-- rejection from Knopf to Isaac Bashevis Singer

Lewinsky '08?

“Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky will toss her hat into the ring for the Democratic nomination for president. Ms. Lewinsky will offer herself as an alternative to Hillary, saying, ‘It worked before.’ ” *

*Note: Please read this article before you believe everything you read