Reunification of the Obscene Asians, v. 2008

"Cunt is a social disease."

-WOFIGO Fan, referring to his sudden increase in usage of the word, which thereby resulted in an increased usage in San Luis Obispo

Lewinsky '08?

“Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky will toss her hat into the ring for the Democratic nomination for president. Ms. Lewinsky will offer herself as an alternative to Hillary, saying, ‘It worked before.’ ” *

*Note: Please read this article before you believe everything you read

GAWD, I have to face something bum-related everyday.

Doctor: "Mr. M, these two medical students here will assist me with your physical exam..."

Mr. M: "Ok, sure, but there's no way all three of you are going to stick your fingers up my bum. Not today. I've already had that done...."

On a slightly offensive photo of our small mammal

Kate: I should make that my new profile pic
Ren: you'd have trouble explaining how you became asian
and significantly hotter
Kate: OH NAW BIATH
Ren: ahem
is that biatch with a lithp?

a penchant for the younger man...

M: He still looks like a boy even though he's doing action movies now.

A: He's cute though. I'd date him.

M: Yeah, that's because you'd date BOYS.

--My roommate saying that Joseph Gordon-Levitt still looks young.

Remember that postcard on my parents' fridge?

Dad: I've been meaning to tell your mother she should start her own
blog so we can nag her about it.
Kate: F-ing A! Thank you!
Dad: Ach! Such language! (etc)
Kate: Oh yeah? How was your burlesque show?
Dad: Oh yeah, she should start one of those, too!