When I was your age...!

Back in the day--and by this, I mean like the 1600's....

-Ian

Christ is born! Earth to Ferdinand and Isabella...

"It's 'I saw THREE ships come sailin' in.' Count 'em, the Pinta, the Santa Maria, and the other one."

"Yeah, ok. Which one was the mothership?"

-- conversation between cashiers at Walgreens, Central Square

Dinner conversation at the Christian Fellowship house

Guy 1: Those two have been dating for 6 years. It's basically like they're married.
Guy 2: Um, except there's one thing missing.
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 3: The ring!
Guy 1: Ohhhh.
Guy 2: Well, then there are TWO things missing.
Guy 1: What's the other thing?
Guy 3: The other ring!
Guy 1: Ohhhh.

Are we high, or are we just trying to be silly?

"Miss, can you spare half a nickel?" -- panhandler in Harvard Square