i should have joined sooner
since quotes that i do not remember saying are being posted!!!
fear not, i am here to ensure quote accuracy. i am the angel of death.
i will say, for now:
"Kate [hot CSA guy last name, redacted], Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.
Grace [oddly likeable CSA guy last name, redacted], Your ideal job is a Unemployed.
[oddly likeable CSA guy, redacted], Your ideal job is a Professional Shopper.
Laura [last name], Your ideal job is a Spinster with cats
BUT
Laura [abhorrent CSA guy last name, redacted], Your ideal job is a Superhero.
and finally, I think we've got it . . .
Laura Ward (which, actually, was almost my name) Laura Ward, Your ideal job is a Stand Up Comedian.
and not only that . . .
Kate Hallett, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them."
-email from kate
i really miss when we crashed jobpredictor.com.
more to follow.
3 comments:
Since this is on the web and we can't employ our usual quote-editing technique of yanking them off the wall and stuffing them into our cleavage, I've been a bit of an asshole and taken editorial license with what Laura wrote. You all have the same capabilities, just so you know.
And welcome! Welcome Laura and Ren! Hooray!
On whether or not you did in fact say certain things: oh, but you DID. I remember because I was in agreement, ha. And somebody has to put some Laura on the quote wall because it's a tough call to quote-wall yourself.
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