Literary (?) ambulance chasing

me: and you've got to think, geez, it shouldn't be so hard to write chick lit anyway
it's not like she plagiarized j.m. coetzee

Andrew: "and, after shopping all day, she stared at the shantytowns and wondered how it had come to this, how history and language bore down on her like the heavy perfumes at a specialty boutique"
(that's jm coetzee does chick lit)