marion's first post - aaah!

senior bar musings:

we find athletic equipment outside a finals club:
sam j: oh, look at that...lacrosse stick?
marion: *sigh* that's a hockey stick.
sam j: hahahah
marion: i am so from a cold-weather climate.

and

sam j: i can't believe i have to write a 5 page paper tonight! this sucks like a blow job! a really bad one!