Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Overheard during vascular surgery on a lumbar tumor:

Doctor [to nurse]: "Could we have the shot glass ready, please..."

Nurse: "One shot glass, present."

Doctor: " Okay, let's get the superglue ready..."

later on during the surgery, to other doctors and nurses:

Doctor: "so which paint thinner is your sniff of choice? Benjamin Moore, or generic?"

1 comment:

Kate said...

dude, Phil, are you serious? so much for that facelift I was planning . . .