phil will like this one

Overheard, part II:

student #1: 'New Asian??' What do you mean, 'new Asian?'
student #2: You know. New Asian.
student #1: Dude, no one calls it that except you.
student #2: Well, what would you call it?
student #1: METROSEXUAL SECOND-GENERATION LIBERAL AMERICANIZED ASIAN, that's what!